Sometimes I just want to post every thought on Facebook. So I come on here and post all the statuses I felt were either too mean or not witty enough for Facebook.

teaquila:

To all those guys that expect their woman to make a sandwich after sex… If she’s capable of walking to the kitchen after sex, you haven’t done your job properly and you don’t deserve a sandwich. 

It is 6:20 in the morning, and I’ve had two breakdowns in the last 8 hours. 

I can’t handle shit right now.